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Green Bay Packers Pre-History 1274 A.D. Season

Greenland Pakkes 2 Narsaq Quimmits 0
The game was a scoreless tie into the fourth quarter when Pakkes linebacker Leif Erickson sacked Quimmits quarterback Bjorn Olafson in the end zone for a safety. The excitement continued when the Pakkes fumbled the game skull on the ensuing free kick and the Quimmits returned it fifty yards to the Pakkes five yard line. Time ran out due to a solar eclipse which sent the crowd into a frenzy. Inuit death chants mingled with Viking curses as the confused fans retired to the nearest ale house for refreshment.